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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. Then he says Thats weird. See more ideas about quotes whiskey quotes funny quotes.

Heavily drunk and in a sorry state he now orders half a glass of whisky. A horse walks into a bar and says Ill have a triple whisky The bartender says to the horse Are you an alcoholic. Take four whisks of drinkey.

A man walks into a bar and orders a bottle of whisky and drinks it all. Take a drink of whiskey. Turn oven the on.

See more ideas about whisky whiskey quotes humor. Tipsy he now orders half a bottle of whisky. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. Sep 16 2013 - Whisky humor. Put turkey in the oven.

Now that joke was a play on the classic proposition Cogito ergo sum or I think therefore I am. The horse promptly vanishes into thin air. 2 Dear alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier smarter and a better dancer.

Take another two drinks of whiskey. Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. Go buy a turkey.

The horse replies I dont think I am. The other 10 percent Ill probably waste. Whiskey like a beautiful woman demands appreciation.

I saw the video we need to talk. Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God some of us in whiskey and some in love. Drunk he orders a glass of whisky.

Quotes tagged as whiskey Showing 1-30 of 79. So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud. You gaze first then its time to drink.

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